- baby: d... d... d...
- father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
- baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
- baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
My apologies. I’ll see myself out.
finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive
I’m pretty much having the worst year of my life. After all the drama I was involved in with family, not being able to go to school, being put on several different types of anti-psychotics, to being insanely broke, getting injured, being put on disability, then being broke again, getting severely ill, then deathly ill again, being in and out of doctors’ offices and on three different types of antibiotics, to getting my car wrecked by some asshole that was going 40mph down the road in the suburbs and driving through a stop sign— I’m just about done. I’m done. Really. And I hate everything.
People ask me, “hey how are you?” And I just want to scream. Don’t fucking ask me how I am. ‘Cause you don’t really care at all, anyway. You just wanna hear something good, right? Well too fucking bad, because life is gross and unpleasant. Let’s talk about it.
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”
two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out
did you say yes
DID YOU SAY YES